Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
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Stripping Magic

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Only in Japan (Fun ride)

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Nude Beach, Fat chicks not allowed.!!

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Can i keep her mom!!!

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No Screwing Around…. With the Sheep

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No No No… No Fun

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Your Nuts are showing!!!

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Lady says man in underwear tried to break in

ALEXANDRIA, La. – Police said a 72-year-old woman woke up to discover a 27-year-old man dressed only in underwear trying to get into her house. A police report said the man was booked with burglary early Sunday.
The report noted the man appeared to be under the influence of an illegal substance, talking oddly and acting nervous.
The officer found clothing in the woman's back yard, but the suspect allegedly told the officer he wasn't wearing any when he entered.
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Information from: Alexandria Daily Town Talk, http://www.thetowntalk.com
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Music teacher arrested for allegedly having sex with two students in a classroom

A fifth-grade teacher is under investigation in California after she apparently gave students a DVD containing material from a homemade sex tape. CBS 13 reports the teacher called one family after the error was caught and apologized profusely, asking them to spread the word to stop kids from seeing the video.




According to the station, the offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions. Click on one of them and "you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They then start clapping and the video suddenly cuts to sex."
The teacher, according to CBS 13, called one family's home the day after the DVD was sent and apologized profusely, "asking the man and his wife to call every parent they knew to stop their kids from seeing the DVD too."
"All she could say was that it was a horrible mix-up," said one father.
CBS 13 reports that the local school district is investigating the case, but that it is unlikely that teacher, who is well-liked and respected, will lose her job.
But there is good news in all of this. School officials say a new, more appropriate, DVD will be sent to students in the coming days.

A former music teacher arrested for allegedly having sex
with two students in a classroom will serve nine months in
jail and five years' probation. Ranee Sue Proper, 42,
was sentenced June 3 after pleaded guilty to one count of
criminal sexual conduct. Her name will also be placed on the
Michigan State Sex Offender Registry.



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Mom Allegedly Has Sex With Daughter's Teenage Friends

Deborah Lee Towe Charged With Lewd Acts

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Police say Deborah Lee Towe had sex with her daughter's friends (as young as 15), in a Walmart parking lot, an elementary school parking lot, and her home.
Deborah Lee Towe 2009 Mug ShotDeborah Lee Towe 2009 Mug Shot
Shasta County (Ca.) Sheriff's Office

Towe allegedly told police, "I felt young. I missed all those years," according to Redding.com.

Towe supposedly thought that by having sex with her daughter friends, they'd be less likely to try to have sex with her 15-year-old daughter. 

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Courtesy: http://weirdnews.about.com/od/weirdphotos/ig/Weird-Crime-Mug-Shots/Mom-Has-Sex-With-Daughter-s-.htm


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I'm Sorry Policeman for Saying You Got Blow Jobs

Video: I'm So Sorry Mr. Policeman For Saying You Were Getting Blowjobs in the Bathroom

Okay, so that headline ain't exactly a direct quote. But it's more or less what Cassandra (a.k.a. Cassidy) Harris is saying in a video apology to St. Louis police officer Michael Haman.

Haman sued Harris last year after she filed a false report claiming Haman was acting naughty while working as a security guard at Johnny Gitto's restaurant. Haman's lawsuit is thought to be the first time a city cop has sued someone for filing a false complaint against an officer.

The case settled last week with Harris making this video apology to Haman.



Lesson learned from all this? I dunno. Perhaps it's this: Don't make false allegations against a cop unless you want to see a groveling video of yourself on YouTube. 


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Italian Prime Minister is Having an Affair with 18 yr Old

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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has denied having an affair with an underage girl and said he would resign if he was caught lying about it.

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Mr Berlusconi said that if someone asked had he had "a spicy or more than spicy" relationship with a minor, his answer would be "absolutely not".

"I have sworn this on the lives of my children," he told reporters in Rome.

Mr Berlusconi, 72, is under pressure to explain his relationship with Noemi Letizia, 18, an aspiring model.

His wife, Veronica Lario, announced earlier this month that she was divorcing him after it was reported that he had attended Ms Letizia's 18th birthday party in Naples and given her an expensive necklace.

To Italians, I want to ask a question: Would you want your children brought up by this man?
Dario Franceschini
Leader, Democratic Party

"I cannot remain with a man who consorts with minors," she said.

Mr Berlusconi said he had only gone to Ms Letizia's party because he happened to be in Naples that day and was an old family friend.

But photographs later emerged of them together at several social events last year, when she was 17. The prime minister also confirmed that she had stayed at his villa in Sardinia and attended a new year's party there.

'Furious'

During a meeting with reporters in Rome on Thursday, Mr Berlusconi repeated previous denials that he had had sex with a minor.

BEING MRS BERLUSCONI
veronica lario
In Feb 2007, Veronica demanded a public apology from her husband for his flirting, to which he replied with a written one

In the 2004 biography Veronica's Tendency she revealed that "Silvio eats lunch while attached to the phone and dinner is the same"
Veronica rarely accompanies her husband on foreign trips
The couple met in 1980, wed 10 years later and have three children in their 20s
Mr Berlusconi has said he was smitten when he first saw the 24-year-old actress on stage

"I have answered the only question that anyone has the right to ask me: 'Prime minister, have you had a, let's say, spicy, or more than spicy, relationship with an underage girl?' The response is: 'Absolutely not,'" he said.

"I am aware that, if this were perjury, I would have to resign a minute later."

The age of consent in Italy is 16, but people under 18 are considered minors.

The comments come a day after the leader of the opposition Democratic Party, Dario Franceschini, asked Italians at a European Parliament election rally: "Would you want your children brought up by this man?"

The question provoked a furious response from Mr Berlusconi's children, who have rarely made public statements in the past.

"Angry?" asked Marina, his eldest daughter from his first marriage and chairman of publisher Mondadori, in an interview for Corriere della Sera.

"I am indignant. Furious. No, this is enough. This time, I don't intend to stay silent. My father has always worked a lot, but there has never been a time, a single time, in which I did not have him near when I needed him."

Her younger brother, Mediaset deputy chairman Pier Silvio, demanded to know how Mr Franceschini dared make such a "bad taste" remark.

The premier's three youngest children also said in a statement that they had been "brought up in a family atmosphere that was balanced and full of values".

"Politics should not turn to judging the role of a father, which has nothing to do with politics," Barbara, Eleonora and Luigi said. 

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Man Sexually Assaulted By Police After Smoking Pot

Man who claims subway sodomy sues NYPD for $220M

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Doctor Groped Woman's breasts as part of Treatment!!!










Woodland, CA  —  The attorney for a Woodland dentist told jurors that his client massaged women's chests as part of a medical treatment.

dr_manny_blog2Hey ladies! If you’re going for a dental cleaning with your friendly, neighborhood dentist, and he starts fondling your breasts, trust me, this is no medical therapy!

Yet this is the excuse that Dr. Mark Anderson has given for his actions in the felony charges that he is facing in the state of California. He is charged with 19 felony charges for skin-to-skin contact and one misdemeanor for allegedly touching a patient’s breasts over her clothing. So far, fourteen women have come forward.

The attorney for the defendant told jurors that his client massaged women’s chests as part of a medical treatment. I wonder what kind of “treatment” calls for that?!

Let’s face it ― this is just another example of negligent behavior on the part of a medical professional. It is important for patients to understand that if they feel uncomfortable during a physical examination they should speak out and ask questions.

I also truly believe that a chaperone should always be present during a physical examination so that both the patient and the doctor are protected from unsubstantiated allegations.

I’m going to be following this trial because I can’t wait to see how the defending attorney is going to prove that his client’s actions were part of a medical treatment. But you know lawyers, they will give the jury “an act with lots of flash in it, and the reaction will be passionate.”

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Source: FoxNews
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Child Prostitutes of Age 16 Arrested.


Phoenix, Ariz. -- A pair of 16-year-old girls face child prostitution charges for their roles in what police described Monday as a sex operation where the girls recruited and managed other teen girls as young as 14.

Phoenix police vice detectives investigated the girls for nearly five months before making separate arrests earlier this month. The case was investigated separately from the weekend prostitution sweeps led by the FBI, in which Phoenix police made more than 50 arrests.

Police believe Jazmine Finley and Tatiana Tye recruited as many as five other high school-age girls for the sex trade, though no sex crimes occurred on campuses, according to Phoenix Sgt. Andy Hill.

At one point, the girls rented a central Phoenix apartment to host their business - "operating as business owners as part of this criminal enterprise," Hill said.

Finley faces nine counts of child prostitution, among other charges. Tye has one charge of child prostitution and three charges of pandering.

Police say the county attorney plans to prosecute both teens as adults.

Detectives began their investigation into the girls after Phoenix Maryvale Precinct officers, who noted child prostitutes working the neighborhood, called attention to an area near Van Buren Street and 27th Avenue.

Additional arrests could be made in the case, police said.


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Woman Marries for 23rd Time - Makes Guinness Record


Grandmother is 'most married woman' after tying the knot 23 times

American grandmother Linda Wolfe has become "the most married woman in the world" after walking down the aisle 23 times, and is now "on the lookout for number 24".

 

Mrs Wolfe, 68, is included in the Guinness Book of World Records for the dubious honour of being wed more times than anyone else alive.

She has said that she is "addicted to the romance" of getting married.

Born Linda Lou Taylor, the American first married in 1957 aged 16, to a 31-year-old called George Scott.

The union lasted for seven years, the longest and happiest of any of her marriages.

Since then things have tended to go downhill.

Over the subsequent decades she married a one-eyed convict, a preacher, barmen, plumbers and musicians.

Two turned out to be homosexual, two were homeless and one beat her. Another put a padlock on her fridge.

One marriage lasted just 36 hours because "the love wasn't there".

But Linda, from Indiana, once married the same man, Jack Gourley, three times.

She has had seven children by her different husbands and been a stepmother to many more.

Her last marriage, a decade ago, was a publicity stunt.

It was to Glynn Wolfe, who in taking Linda as his bride meant he was the world's most married man, at 29 times.

He died a year later aged 88.

Consequently she said that she was "on the lookout for number 24".

She told The Sun: "It's been years since I walked down the aisle. I miss it."

The serial bride, who now lives in a retirement home, said she had never cheated on a husband. She said if she had her life over again she would "never, ever" marry so many men

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Source: Telegraph.co.uk

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Man who drove naked placed on probation

Elliot (Contributed to the Press / )
By Jim Wozniak
Erwin Bureau Chief
jwozniak@johnsoncitypress.com

ERWIN — On a videotape of a pursuit by the Tennessee Highway Patrol of a man fleeing in July at speeds of 130 mph, a law enforcement officer said it was clear why the man wasn’t interested in stopping: He was naked.

That incident landed Jason Chad Elliott, 30, 1290 Milligan Highway, Apt. 3, on probation for six years Friday in Unicoi County Criminal Court and might earn him some jail time. Judge Lynn Brown will make that ruling at a later hearing.

Elliott, who pleaded guilty to felony evading arrest and felony reckless endangerment charges, told Brown that his actions were a “rash decision.” Brown quoted the late Southern columnist Lewis Grizzard about different pronunciations of “naked.” One is not having one’s clothes on. The other is not having clothes “and you’re up to something.”

The July 8 events began about 11:30 p.m. when Trooper Julian Robinson pulled up behind Elliott’s car in the emergency lane on Interstate 26 at Exit 36. Elliott got off I-26 and drove through streets on Erwin’s north side before re-entering the interstate. He did not stop until he reached the Flag Pond exit 13 miles later.

Elliott admitted during the hearing that he drove 130 mph and passed two cars by using the emergency lane on the right. Unicoi County Sheriff’s Deputy Todd Wilcox, who joined the pursuit, said Elliott drove 98 mph in the emergency lane. Elliott got off I-26 at Exit 43 but immediately returned to the interstate.

In July, Sheriff Kent Harris said Wilcox expected Elliott to emerge from the car in Flag Pond with a gun. Instead, he was in the buff. Harris said Wilcox ordered Elliott to the ground but the man jumped off the side of a bank into brush.

Wilcox was ready to run after Elliott but heard a crying 15-year-old girl, who was a passenger in the car. He stayed with her until Robinson arrived, and then went searching for Elliott. With help from K-9 Officer Stacy Wigand and Sgt. Gary, a K-9, Wilcox found him.

Harris said the girl, who was wearing only a shirt, told the sheriff’s department that she and Elliott had engaged in sex. Defense attorney David Crockett said the incident between Elliott and the girl was a “one night stand.”

Elliott pleaded guilty in November in Unicoi County Sessions Court to contributing to the delinquency of a minor and was put on probation for 11 months and 29 days. A charge of aggravated statutory rape was dismissed.

The girl, who told the trooper she had been drinking, pleaded guilty in Juvenile Court to underage consumption of alcohol.


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Courtesy By: JohnSonCityPress

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World's Most Weirdest Gadgets Ever-made


Boob Relief

When faced with tight circumstances, you need not get all uptight. This little stress-reliever may help (but will be pretty hard to put away) -



Or you can (joyfully) tune in to your favorite station:


(image credit: weirdgizmos)

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Heavy Duty, Industrial-Model, Steam-Powered Dildo from 1891

...rejected by U.S. Patent Office in the same year. Good.



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Now lets see what's cool in the kitchen (where guys rarely spend time, other than nurturing a beer)
Eccentric devices that will blow your mind.

(some may be nsfw)

Just when you think you saw them all... Here is another delightfully wacky crop of gadgets and thingies, designed to help us and simplify our life - but most miserably failing in this respect, only increasing the befuddlement and confusion! Judge for yourself:

Finger Stretcher for the Aspiring Pianist

Hailing from somewhere around 1900s, this device is painful even to look at. "According to one source, Robert Schumann permanently wrecked his right hand and ended his career using an early version of one of these contraptions." Enough said. (Seen here, with more info.)



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The Earliest GPS

That would be "The Plus Four Wristlet Route Indicator" from 1927... Not only it's the earliest navigation wrist gadget, but it's also wind-up ! Something your 5-year old would love.

Insert an interchangeable map into this route indicator and never get lost - even if the whole nav-sat system goes down. (More info).


(image credit: Phillip Toscano)

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The Window Climbing Robot "Brainizord"

There seems to be no other reason for this machine's existence, other than a simple pleasure of watching it climb up your window. It will also flash and blink their lights for you, imagine that.
You can order it here



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Worried about a fish bladder not being properly inflated?

Seen here, this must be the utmost in cryptic gadget application:

"Fish Bladder Inflation Device"
Fish Bladder is encased in glass and inflated by applying force to the handles. Why? I am not sure I want to know:



"Lettuce Safety Deposit Box"

Hiding your valuables inside the head of iceberg lettuce seems like a great idea (unless the burglar happens to be very hungry and vegetarian).

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Paper LP

It works. It produces sound. Even your kid can make one. More info.





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Plushy Plagues for Your Children

Count them: locusts, frogs, cattle disease, gnats - all very cute and (attractive???) More info.



They even roll their eyes and wiggle their tails.

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Transparent Household Appliances

Can't take your eyes off your dirty dishes? Watch them get clean... Watch your dirty laundry rotate around (or on the second thought, find something better to do)


(image credit: Tokyo Mango)

"National Electronics" makes them. In Japan, of course. As a bonus, watch your toaster being made, too - order:


(image credit: inventables.com)

And then play tic tac toe with it. (if you are lonely at breakfast) - order:


(image credit: mcphee.com)

Even better for high-tech kitchen:
Zero Gravity Magnetic Spice Rack - order



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Other pearls of human ingenuity and design wisdom:


Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife: info and order it here


Purse-styled laptops, see more here


(image credit: yankodesign)

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And - The Winner?

The Audible Detector

Purpose: Electrical detection of lost and haunted souls, and machine gibberish.

It has its very own HAIRY ear/ throat. It makes accordingly throaty and hairy sounds. However, during daylight hours it produces mostly static. Oh well, you can at least turn its knob.


But "when the sun goes down, affecting upper-atmospheric radio conditions, a disturbing mixture of radioteletype, weather station images, and international proselytizers blur into an auditory hallucination."

More info. Made by the wacky & wonderful WPS, which we already featured in our previous issues.

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No, we digress - The Winner among the "World's Weirdest Devices" is...

The Device!

(Patented) Process Indicating Apparatus. It indicates PROCESS. Any process. It even has its own web page with FAQ.




(designed by David Glicksman)

Certainly, if it's not lit up, then you must be really in the backwater of the world, where nothing surely is happening. You might consider start doing something, just to make your little device happy.
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110-year-old 'living fossil' becomes a dad of 11

By Doug Gross
CNN

(CNN) -- It took about 110 years and some delicate surgery on his most private parts, but Henry -- a lizard-like creature from New Zealand -- is now a dad.

Henry, the oldest tuatara to mate at Southland Museum, enjoys a cold shower in his home in New Zealand.

Henry, the oldest tuatara to mate at Southland Museum, enjoys a cold shower in his home in New Zealand.


Henry and his lizard mate Mildred's eggs were kept carefully stored.

Henry and his lizard mate Mildred's eggs were kept carefully stored.


Henry, a tuatara who, as far as curators at Southland Museum in New Zealand know, had never mated before, hooked up with Mildred, a younger woman of about 80, in March.

In July she laid 11 healthy eggs and, this week, all 11 of them hatched -- the last one on Wednesday.

"Eleven out of eleven," curator Lindsay Hazley said Friday morning. "Bloody brilliant. We had a champagne breakfast to celebrate."

Henry was the oldest tuatara ever to mate at the museum, on New Zealand's South Island, Hazley said.

Tuataras are the only living descendants of an order, related to dinosaurs, that flourished 200 million years ago. They're endangered, only living on a handful of islands in New Zealand, which makes Henry's happy news all the more important to supporters of the species.

But it didn't come easy.

Until about six years ago, Henry was a nasty, irritable fellow who showed no interest in mating and would attack females when they were introduced. Hazley, who has been breeding tuataras for the past 35 years, eventually had to put him in "solitary confinement."

But in 2002, veterinarians discovered that a lump in Henry's nether regions was a cancerous tumor. They removed it and, over the next few years, his mood -- and interest in the ladies -- improved.

Now, Henry lives peacefully with Mildred and two other females. Breeders are hoping he'll show interest in Lucy, who is about the same age as Mildred, later this year. Female tuataras only lay eggs every two or three years, so Mildred likely won't be interested. Video Watch a curator take care of the reproducing dinosaur kin »

Henry's newfound libido does have some limits, however. Hazley said Juliet, a youthful 22 year old, appears to be too hot to handle for the centenarian -- who could live to be 200 years old if he stays healthy.

"I think he's a bit shy to mate with such a young woman," Hazley said. "After a bit of experience with Mildred and Lucy, maybe he'll be interested in Juliet next year."

Maxing out at about two-and-a-half feet long, tuataras are much smaller than their ancestors.

The word "tuatara" is derived from a Maori word meaning "spiny back." In Maori legend, they are messengers of Whiro, the god of death and disaster, and they were featured on one side of a New Zealand five-cent coin that was phased out in 2006.

It's been a baby boom at Southland Museum lately. Hazley said another 10 babies were born to another couple recently -- swelling the ranks of the 50 or so tuataras that were already there.

Friday morning, Hazley was working to install a camera so Henry's international fan base can watch him and other tuataras on the Internet. But they shouldn't expect any images of the proud dad playing with his batch of hatchlings.

"If it's small and it moves, it's food," Hazley said. "He'd have them for lunch."


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Courtesy by: CNN

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Woman strips as she flees police

by Lisa Halverstadt

Youngtown police officers were a bit puzzled when an El Mirage woman accused of rear-ending another vehicle ran from them when they arrived, stripping her clothes off as she fled.

It all started with when 44-year-old Anne Pollard hit a man's vehicle on Friday the 13th and he tried to pull over to the side of the road, Youngtown police Lt. Duren Robertson said.

When he got out of the car to call police, Pollard apparently started hitting the man and screaming at him.

She also tried to cover his mouth as he attempted to talk to a 911 dispatcher, Robertson said.

When Youngtown police and Maricopa County sheriff's deputies responded, Pollard started running and stripping, the lieutenant said.

Officers eventually handcuffed her nearby. A breath test revealed that she had likely been driving under the influence with a blood alcohol content of 0.167.

Paperwork in her car showed that she had just pleaded guilty to DUI in Surprise, Robertson said.

Pollard was booked into a Maricopa County jail on suspicion of extreme DUI, assault, threatening and intimidating and disorderly conduct by fighting.


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Courtesy by: azcentral

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